Darwin’s Theory of Havvilution

Territorians asked for an answer to all life’s little problems. Havaianas gave them a pair of thongs. Now they’re laughing.

Thinkin’ on your feet? Makes sense if you’re wearing a pair of these. Ingenuity at its finest. Ditch the Swiss Army Knife. These will get you where you want and then some. 

Deadlier than the salties. Bigger than the red centre. 

Life’s better with less baggage. We’ll take the Havvies.